🎉 Your gift is ready.
🎤 your turn, scary book person…
every week, after the credits fade, we sneak in a secret easter egg that only the diehards hear:
👉 the biggest threat to free speech & democracy this week is…
this is your chance to rant, roar, or just get something off your chest. if we love it, we’ll drop your voice into the show — forever preserved as an easter egg for thousands of scary book people to hear.
⬇️ hit record right here ⬇️
that’s where you come in:
- 🎙️ say your name (as much or as little as you want)
- ⚡ call out the person, group, or nonsense that’s threatening free speech & democracy this week
- 🤬 swear if you want. be funny if you want. just keep it short, punchy, and raw
🧢 Example from Randy in Texas:
“Jen, Dan and Robot… I’m Randy from Austin, Texas. The biggest threat to free speech and democracy this week is Donald fucking Trump. His FCC stooge leaned on Disney to cancel Jimmy Kimmel because Jimmy hurt his feelings. That’s some North Korea-level shit right there. Comedians get to make fun of you. That’s free speech. So yeah… fuck Trump, and long live Jimmy.”
(we’ll bleep strong language if needed — yeah, ironic for a podcast about censorship, we know. but keeping it clean means Apple & Spotify don’t censor the entire show. better a funny little bleep than your rant vanishing forever 🔥)
🎧 and relax: it’s audio-only. no camera, no pressure. just your voice.